Step 1:
Place a ceramic casserole dish on your vitro-ceramic hotplate.
Step 2:
Turn the heat on high.
Step 3:
Wait for the casserole dish to explode and a deadly shard of ceramic to slice through a major artery.
Bonus Tip:
If by pure dumb luck you are still alive, be sure to avoid jamming your finger in the cupboard door while trying to get a band aid.
About Andrea
oh dear…
I tried but the bloody dish only got hot it didn’t explode, come up with a better way
Nooo.
A casserole dish wont explode.
Why not try the whole tie a rope around your neck and jump from the ceiling fan skit,
!
but this time be sure to have a knife in hand in case you realize in time that guns are much easier, and fun.