Lebanon

I’m not really into war movies, mainly because all they do is highlight what a waste of time, resources, and human life wars are. This was no exception. Lebanon:

June, 1982 – The First Lebanon War. A lone tank and a paratroopers platoon are dispatched to search a hostile town – a simple mission that turns into a nightmare. The four members of a tank crew find themselves in a violent situation that they cannot contain. Motivated by fear and the basic instinct of survival, they desperately try not to lose themselves in the chaos of war.

You follow one tank and a small group of Israeli soldiers in one day of their war against Lebanon. Their mission is to go through a number of towns which have already been bombed and ‘clean’ the towns. Somehow they went off course and ended up surrounded by Syrians. It doesn’t go well.

This film won a number of awards so check it out if you are interested in war movies and/or the Israeli conflict.

Movie #:10

In The Air

I was running errands near the Opera yesterday afternoon so took the opportunity to stop at UGC Opera to see In The Air. I never used to like George Clooney, at least not back in the days when he was doing ER, but he’s definitely grown on me in recent years.

In The Air

In The Air is really 2 stories in 1. Firstly, you have the story of Ryan (Gorge Clooney) and the lifestyle he chooses, which basically entails avoiding deep personal relationships (including with his family) by travelling most days of the year. He maintains his distance from people by being on the road all the time.

Secondly, there are the dozens of people he fires on a daily basis as part of his job. The US economy is in crisis and hundreds of thousands of people have been made redundant. This side of the movie is more interesting, imo. You see people who have been in the same job since they left school. Doing the same thing, day in day out for the past 10, 15 or 20 years. When they are suddenly fired they don’t know what to do with themselves and wonder how they are going to pay their rent/mortgage/bills etc. Some are suicidal.

I don’t understand how people can be so dependent on others for their livelihood. They depend on the government or large corporations to support them for the rest of their lives. Wtf! This is just bullshit if you ask me. People need to take responsibility for themselves and their future. No one owes you a job. You need to work on your skills so you can always find a better job but most people are lazy and just do the minimum to get by. Are these people really surprised when they lose their job? But better yet, find a way to work for yourself so you’re the boss. That way you are dependent on yourself and no one else. It may not be easy at times but it’s better than waiting for someone to say, ‘your services here are no longer required’. People who think having a 9-5 job have security are crazy. Even here in France.

Not only that but how can you be working somewhere for years and yet are still be living paycheck to paycheck? Then when they lose their job they can’t pay their bills because they have no money. Savings anyone? Honestly, if you haven’t saved and invested your money for the future then you have no one to blame but yourself. Keep cash in high interest savings accounts, invest in blue chip stocks, and borrow to invest in high quality real estate. If you are just waiting for a pension then you may as well just kill yourself now.

Not everyone wants to get rich, in fact most people don’t, but if you want to read a motivational biography on how to make money, invest and ultimately, live life to the fullest, read How to Get Rich by Felix Dennis. There are many things I like about this book but one of the main things is that you need to be aggressive about making money. eg. If you buy a house, that’s great, but you need to immediately start working on buying another one. If one business venture doesn’t work out, forget about it and try something else. Never give up and don’t rely on others for your success.

If you think money isn’t everything and there are more important things in life, remember this – MONEY = FREEDOM!

Movie #: 9

No Movies Today

Friday is my day off which usually means movie day. F and I will normally see 2 movies in one day but today we just couldn’t agree on anything to see.

I wanted to see In The Air with George Clooney but F flat out refused to watch it because ‘all George Clooney movies are crap’, even though he’s never actually seen a movie with George Clooney in it. I bought tickets anyway (lol, poor F) but when I saw the huge queue to go in the cinema I decided to forget about it. I hate seeing movies in a crowded cinema. Who wants to sit next to other people!

We couldn’t agree on anything else to see so we just went home instead :(

I might go up to La Defense next week and see the 11am session. It’s always dead over there at that time of the day. Anyone want to go with me? The ticket’s on me :)

Complices

I almost didn’t watch this movie because I’m not much of a fan of police movies but in the end I’m glad I did.

Complices starts with the death of Vince, a young guy from a poor family who was making a living in a high risk profession. We follow his story in flashback, as the police try to piece together his movements and find his killer.

Vince meets a girl (of course) which complicates his work life (of course) but they stick together and make plans to run away and start a new life. Of course nothing every works out as planned and it all turns to crap.

While that’s going on, you have the unusual relationship between the two single, 50 something, police officers on the case. Unfortunately their characters weren’t developed enough and we really didn’t get to know them. There was also the introduction of the male cop’s cheating brother which didn’t seem to serve any purpose.

Not a great movie but definitely worth watching.

Movie #: 8

La Merditude des Choses

La Merditude des Choses or The Shittiness of Things as it was called in the US.

I had thought this movie was going to be funny but it wasn’t. It was kinda sad and pathetic and quite gross at times too.

The story follows a young Belgian (Flemish) boy growing up in a small town, living in poverty, trying to make the best of his life living in the same house with his alcoholic father, 3 loser uncles, and loving grandmother.

The whole family is a bit of a disaster. The boy was conceived after his parents had a quickie out the back of a pub. The mother didn’t want anything to do with the kid so he was living with his father and grandmother who was like a mother to him. His father and 3 uncles are all losers without jobs, money, wives, girlfriends so they all end up living with their mother where she does everything for them while they get drunk and yell and fight.

It was kind of exhausting to watch. I just can’t relate to this kind of film and how people can be so stupid and cruel. At one point, the father realizes he’s an alcoholic who needs help so he goes into rehab. Good for him. He comes out of it a different man, much healthier and happier, with plans for the future. Then his brothers get angry with him for refusing to go to the pub and have a good time with them. They pushed him and pushed him until he gave in and that was the end of his sobriety. Nice.

Movie #: 7

Just Another Love Story

The Danes make great movies. Most of the Danish films I’ve seen are either police movies or thrillers which they seem to excel at. I’m not a huge fan of this genre but I really liked Just Another Love Story.

Basically you have a 40 something guy, married with 2 kids, who is bored with his routine life. He then finds himself tempted by another woman. Not that surprising but the story is quite unique, involving murder, amnesia, and the Triads.

Nikolaj Kaas is great as usual. He’s in like every other Danish film but that’s ok as he’s my favourite Danish actor by far.

Warning: This film is very violent in parts.

Movie #: 6

Padre Nuestro

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry during this movie, Padre Nuestro. Two of the main characters are so unbelievably naive, it’s incredible. I guess that’s what happens when you’re from a small Mexican village and then end up in New York.

While it’s probably worth going to see this movie, if you have nothing else to do, I wouldn’t rate it that highly. Maybe you were supposed to feel sorry for the guy who had been working in the US for 20 years and still worked in the same shitty job and lived in the same shitty apartment. I don’t see the point of living in squalor just to save a few dollars. But I guess that’s what some people do. I remember living in a share house in London with immigrants from Albanian, Poland, Bulgaria, Brazil, Turkey etc. They would have like 4 people in 1 room and eat the cheapest, crappiest food I’ve ever seen, just to save money. I still know people who live like that. Maybe they think they can spend it when they’re dead?

Anyway, the movie was ok, I just had no sympathy for any of the characters but maybe that was the point.

Movie #: 5

Le Bel Age

Most of the people in the theatre when I went to see Le Bel Age were elderly French women. I figured they probably had a crush on Michel Piccoli when he was a young actor and they still followed every movie he acted in. Or maybe it’s just because it was the afternoon session and they had to be back home and in bed by 8pm.

Le Bel Age follows the rather lonely lives of a grand father and grand daughter who live together but almost never speak. The girl had gone to live with her grand father after the death of her mother. I’m not sure why they didn’t get along. Something about him not always being there for her. There is always something in these movies that I don’t get :(

I didn’t have high expectations for this movie but in the end, I quite liked it. It’s a sweet story, I think. I really like Pauline Etienne, the main actress. I saw her last month in Qu’un Seul Tienne et Les Autres Suivront, a depressing yet interesting movie about the shitty lives of some very poor Frenchies. I look forward to seeing her in more movies in the future.

Movie #: 4

Gigantic

I quite liked Zooey Deschanel in 500 Jours Ensemble so decided to see Gigantic in which she stars with John Goodman and some guy with repulsive, greasy hair.

It’s kind of a strange story about a 28 year old guy who is trying to adopt a baby from China. Something he has wanted to do since he was 8 years old. Of course. He meets the Zooey character who is a ditzy spoilt little rich kid. I did like her character though :)

This movie was ok. Not very memorable but whatever, it was fine for passing the time. But what was up with the homeless guy following and violently attacking Brian. Was this to go with the ‘quirky’ theme of the film? It was just so out of place. Maybe I just didn’t get the significance and need someone to explain it to me.

Movie #: 3

Une Vie Toute Neuve

Une Vie Toute Neuve is about a 10 year old Korean girl who is dropped off at an orphanage by her father, never to be seen again. I found this movie to be really sad. I guess partially because it reminded me of my father who spent some time at an orphanage as a child, even though he wasn’t an orphan.

Even though it was sad, I really liked this movie. I guess it was set just after the Korean war and it seemed like most of the people looking to adopt the girls were American or English. It goes into what the girls had to do to get adopted, like lying about their age, and trying to look happy all the time.

One thing I didn’t get, at the beginning of the movie there were boys at the orphanage but they seemed to disappear later in the movie. Weird.

Movie #: 2

Le Siffleur

If I was ever to leave Paris, the thing I think I would miss the most is the cinema. I love French films and go to the movies as often as I can. Last year I watched 53 movies. It wasn’t enough. The goal for this year is 100.

Even though I love going to the movies, I tend to forget them as soon as I walk out of the cinema. Even if it’s a great movie, I have trouble remembering the details. My brain can’t seem to retain that data. So I figured I’ll write a little review of each movie I see, just for future reference.

Le Siffleur

I like to watch previews of movies before I go and see them, just to weed out the obviously crappy ones. The bande annonce wasn’t available when I read about Le Siffleur (The Whistler) but I knew Sami Bouajila was in it and seeing as he is one of my favourite French actors of all time, I figured it would be worth watching. Wrong!

As soon as I saw the introductory credits I knew I was in trouble. Thierry Lhermitte – the worst French actor ever. Francois Berleand – not far behind. Virginie Efira – the host of La Nouvelle Star! OMG!

For starters, what was Sami Bouajila, one of the most talented actors ever, doing in this film? Talk about disappointing. I won’t go into details about the film but when I saw the weak main character (played by Francois Berleand) replaced by his strong, charming ‘twin’ brother, I knew I had to get out of there. 30 minutes was all I could stomach before walking out.

I know it’s early, but this gets my vote for the worst movie of the year.

Movie #: 1